Thursday, October 4, 2007

ME NEEDS SOME O' THESE.



I know what ya thinkin, you wanna drink with it too get a glimpse into what it can do,there's a new commercial for this shit out and in it they say that it has the capabilities of granting you the powers of sleep walking like in the comic books you can walk around and eat drive and shit,and have no memory of it the next day..i already feel an alibi a' brewin...si,qui?

Monday, September 24, 2007

Enjoy it.

HIGH FIVE!! to the boy who after mad fuckin time got his permitt..i know ya bitches is sayin y just the permit..well u gotta start somewhere homo! and this is phase one.





This was the first written test taken it almost crushed my spirits when i failed it..got back on that horse and got it done biatch..!
they didnt let me keep the passing form kinda wanted to put that one behind glass as, just like my parents did with all my middle school awards.

Friday, September 14, 2007

It was a good week.

Finished Editing the next coming episodes of AYO! had the pleasure of doing things in between work..checked the Clipse at the ROXY special thanks to the 87 Stick Up Kids fam for hookin me up cause im broke.












I wont even get into who wore the white jeans, his excuse was that he didnt have any clean gear..he was actually visiting LA after being at magic.still no excuse..wish i could tell ya cause it kinda makes sense he wore em..our secret unless you were at the spot that night...











I realized at the ROXY that white kids luv thug Hip-Hop..

Even sailor's get the blues.

Last night i had a dream that Popeye and Olive Oyl (correct spelling of her name) got married and had kids, but Popeyes beef with Bluto never ended eventhough Bluto got married also..but to a fat women and they had an ugly kid..in true Bluto fashion ofcourse he still tried to date rape Olive Oyl who at this time is Popeye's wife which would make it just straight up rape, cause she cant date anymore..make sense? anyways turns out i aint dream this shit i called my sis and she reminded me of how we used to watch a cartoon that the premise was specificaly that..and here is the opening cause i might do drugs, but i dont lie.





I wonder what Popeyes last name is..?? a shinny new pennie for the person who can answer that one for me..
shit is weird..popeyes a sailor y wouldnt he wear a condom like Olive has straight up dissed Popeye for years going for Bluto and when Bluto do what he do best and tries to rape her she always ends up crying and Popeye has to save her ass, all to not end up gettin any the next episode..maybe popeye felt that getting her preganent would make her committ or something, bad reasoning Popeye she will still cheat on you dawg she a ho!

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

What i do when im awake.

so some might know about the work me and the team have put in for AYO! here's some of the goods enjoy.




Thursday, September 6, 2007

GET EM DADDY!




Now we got em!!
they ran outta bullets and we still got them in the hood for like $2 dollahs a pop now that this shit is out...
let this war keep going alittle bit more, and we a few steps away from slappin some dude in white pants outta his loft and steppin on his buddy holly frames while he cries and ask you not to kill him..

Sunday, September 2, 2007

MAGIC, THE GATHERING!!

UMMMMM!! gin,cheap thai food,sleeping on floors i love vegas!! AYO! was in vegas in full force we was doin what we do plus some extra things stay tuned for the magic episodes to air soon..till then enjoy the flics.



want to say thank you too my peoples at Acapulco Gold/Instant Winner for allowing the AYO! staff the pleasure of staying at the suite,and letting me condition youre hair Augs,that was the best part..so tangled it was..





One of the best stories i heard:

Me: "Yo, by chance you mind me asking...how'd you break the hand?"

Driver:"SHITTT MANNN!!!!"
Driver: " it was my birthday...,i got a 50 year old hawaiian friend of mine...some guy called him the *N* word"

Me: "So you broke youre hand fighting duke??!!"

Driver: "Nawww!! after a bit of us stomping the kid out..i stood over him and was just wallin on his face and i missed and punched the concrete....when i got up in the morn i was like, SHIT MY ARM HURTS!!! and i noticed that i was broken...no big deal!"

LOL!!


Rode our broken arm chariot over too the Crooks&Castles party.









Congrats too my n****h Will "The Ageless Wonder" for his success with some family related sittuations..i salute you captain!


Next morning back too work interviews and mad pounds and hugs on the convention room floor..









It takes a steady hand too paint real live fruit...


later on that evening Rogue State US! JAMMY JAM chockedfull of fullfledged gayness!!! brought too you by the master



GIBBS sans the crocs,if you aint up on his wrong doings..please check the link on the "i fucked em" part of the page for "chuckydeuce" you shall see the real on GIBBS in full color LOL!!










i gotta say i gots luv for this dude..thnk you for being my fave person at any party Scotty never a dull moment and we always find trees whenever we chill in the most random places..i luv that!! LOL!!



BIG UP's too SLAMHYPE







Brodha from anotha motha!









Start it off strong....



20 mins later....LOL!

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Late entrie's

checkd out the "Hookers on Van Buren" show Lokeys photos were awes!
i say you should check em..mainly cause there shall be no images on this blizzogg all ya gonna get is the brand of fun times and chuckles that i enjoy.









I was blessed and had the opp of bumping into peeps from NYC who were in route too vegas for Magic.




whats better than weenies...
served by trannies!





BETTER START PAYIN OFF THAT CAT SOME HOW!!


Tuesday, August 14, 2007

R.I.P Phil Rizzuto



Brooklyn born Rizzuto was one of the greatest to play the game, one of my idols. At 5'6 dude did it all, he embodied everything that is BKNYC and NYC in general, tuff as nails with the killer instinct that all pro players who excel at their sports should have and a heart of gold.

Most shall remember some of the bigger names too wear the mighty pinstripes..Damagio, Maris, Ruth etc..

Rizzuto was as big a star as any of 'em, I remember some of my favorite moments watching WPIX back home in NYC when I was a kid and the Yankees fuckin sucked dick (late 80's early 90's for those who remember we weren’t always the truth, just 90% of the time LOL!!) mister Rizzuto's punctuation of plays made on the field always made the worst Yankee loss seem like it was just another game that we let slip away (fuck yeah I used the word "we" im a Yankee fan too the death bitch!!) from his exclamation of "HOLY COW!!" when anything remotely exciting or outta the ordinary occurred too the colorful stories about his home life and O.G. tales of Yankee greatness mister Rizzuto was the best at what he did..He will be missed and always appreciated.



"I'll never forget September sixth nineteen-fifty. I got a letter threatening me, Hank Bauer, Yogi Berra and Johnny Mize. It said if I showed up in uniform against the Red Sox I'd be shot. I turned the letter over to the FBI and told my manager Casey Stengel about it. You know what Casey did? He gave me a different uniform and gave mine to Billy Martin. Can you imagine that! Guess Casey thought it'd be better if Billy got shot." Phil Rizzuto.


"Well that (Pope Paul VI passing away) kind of puts the damper on even a Yankee win."


The man just had a way with words..LOL!

Saturday, August 11, 2007

HATIN MY LIFE AT THE MOMENT!

NO JOB,NO MONEY,BUSTED CELL PHONE!!!

shit,so some asshole outhere aint fuckin eating or some sorry dickhead lost his parents and theres some moron outhere with more problems than me..FUCK THEM!! self loathing starts with "self" get it right buck'o.

if this continues, i know something is gonna have to happen..lets hope not too you!

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Happy Birthday Koofi Smacka.com




YO! if ya aint up, here's what its all about:
Koofi Smacka
it refers to slapping a koofi, yarmulkah or other religious garb off. The disrespect is due to one's clouded religious beliefs being literally smacked off their stupid heads. 'na mean?...

his slang is most definitely editorial!



we stepped to chinatown LA style, not like some new way of going to chinatown on some LA whateverthefuck shit,naw like steppin to check LA's chinatown..we wanted to check the difference between chinatown back home to the one here on the west coast.first things first shit was mad clean and no rats randomly rollin down the streets.i was amazed.




he put me on to mad other colorfull terms like " had her hawaiian style...on the lai-lo" and things of this nature..i love this individual and cosign mainly anything he chooses to support he's good peoples and deserves a salute when you see him on the street.